Leaning tower of Pisa?

Leaning tower of Pisa?

Festival security is asking everyone to be on the lookout for someone who calls himself “the mad builder.” This individual has been stalking sleeping festivalgoers and building elaborate structure of stone on their prone persons. Apparently, it started early Friday morning out near the Orange Court when Taro Suzuki or Tokyo dozed off in his camp chair and awoke to find a mini-replica of Stonehenge on his solar plexus. “I was quite surprised,” he told us. “And I didn’t want to move because obviously whoever had done it had gone to a lot of trouble.”

Throughout the day there were reports of models of Sacre de Familia on a sleeping punter at the Field of Heaven and Kinkakuji temple on a young woman passed out near the back of the Red Marquee. Naeba police dept. spokesman Kenji Tanaka told us, “It’s quite impressive that he can do this without anyone noticing. But, I guess, that’s what a rock festival is all about, isn’t it?” You bet.

If you see the mad builder, please call a security person immediately. Do not attempt to stop him yourself. And if you have to fall asleep, sleep on your side.